A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.