I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.