I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.