When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.