When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.