When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.