Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.