Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.