A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.