A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.