My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.