Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.