Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.