Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.