Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it's degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.