Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.