Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.