The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.