France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.