The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.