The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.