Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
Barbara CartlandAfter forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
Barbara CartlandI always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
Barbara Cartland