The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
Barbara CartlandWhen you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
Barbara CartlandI always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.
Barbara Cartland