I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
Barbara CartlandFrance is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
Barbara CartlandWhen you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
Barbara CartlandPeople don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.
Barbara CartlandA woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
Barbara CartlandA man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
Barbara Cartland