As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.