The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.