People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.