People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?