I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.