I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.

When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.