I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it's bad for young people to believe it doesn't.

I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn't run when I cry.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.