Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.