I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.