Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.