I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.