Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
Barry HumphriesI was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
Barry HumphriesNew Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
Barry HumphriesI drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.
Barry Humphries