New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

I love Australia - I think.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.