New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

The whole point of art, aside from the aesthetic pleasure it yields, is that it provides a bridge to the past; that seductive land where we all find certainty and consolation. Nothing quite spans this gulf with such immediacy as the art of popular song.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.