New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.