I love Australia - I think.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I love Australia - I think.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.