Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.