If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.