If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.