The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
I love Australia - I think.