He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

I love Australia - I think.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.