The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.