It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.