It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.