I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.