I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.