If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.