If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
Barry HumphriesI drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.
Barry HumphriesAustralia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.
Barry HumphriesMy mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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