Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.