Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.