There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
I love Australia - I think.
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.