Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.