Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.