I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.
Barry HumphriesIf you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
Barry HumphriesNever be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Barry Humphries