I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.