I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.