Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.