Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.