Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.