Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.