There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.