There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.