As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.