Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
But once you describe something, you destroy it.
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.