Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
But once you describe something, you destroy it.
Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.