You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.