You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?