But once you describe something, you destroy it.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.