You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.