As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.