As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.