As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.