As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.