That which does not kill us has to get up extra early in the morning if it wants to get us next time.

The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop

It's a sad fact of modern life that if you drive long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.

He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.

You know, your species [humans] has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in trying to destroy itself.

Conflict resolution,' said Nightingale. 'Is this what they teach at Hendon these days?' 'Yes, sir,' I said. 'But don't worry, they also teach us how to beat people with phone books and the ten best ways to plant evidence.

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.