You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

Even the greatest actors have had dry spells where they've wondered if they were going to work again.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?