You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

Part of your job as an artist is to push yourself and make sure your creative juices are flowing.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

I can always go back to construction. That's great money, but the problem is you can cut off your hand.

Every job is an opportunity to be a better person.

I only play projects with weird interpretations of presidents.

If it doesn't feel like a job and I'm learning something and getting that rush that I get, I don't care if it's behind a camera, on a TV set, or on the moon.