You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

Every job is an opportunity to be a better person.

If it doesn't feel like a job and I'm learning something and getting that rush that I get, I don't care if it's behind a camera, on a TV set, or on the moon.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

You learn history in school, and you have a reverential feeling toward it. But by being irreverent, it feels current.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.