You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

Every job is an opportunity to be a better person.

Maybe I'm naive, but I subscribe to the idea that nobody is actually making strategic decisions about their career. Trying to do that would be like playing three-card monte on Canal Street.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.

You think of George Washington, this man who was larger than life, and in some ways he was. But at the same time, he's just a person.

Even the greatest actors have had dry spells where they've wondered if they were going to work again.