You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

Part of your job as an artist is to push yourself and make sure your creative juices are flowing.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.

I can always go back to construction. That's great money, but the problem is you can cut off your hand.

I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.