You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.

My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career.

You never can take for granted that you have a job.

Even the greatest actors have had dry spells where they've wondered if they were going to work again.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.