I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

Every job is an opportunity to be a better person.

My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career.