Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett CerfBanquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.
Bennett CerfThere is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.
Bennett CerfThey tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me."
Bennett Cerf