Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.

I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child - which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.