It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.

I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.

The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I'd never had before. I didn't meet the people who read my material. The fan letters were mostly answered by professional people that'd done them for a living. And I didn't have any daily connection with their response to my work. I didn't have a relationship with my audience. And every artist should have it.

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.