It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.

Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.