It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

Playing our parts. Yes, we all have to do that and from childhood on, I have found that my own character has been much harder to play worthily and far harder at times to comprehend than any of the roles I have portrayed.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

It's a very independent male creature that lives alone, and a lot of independent females who live alone. It's all very sad but it's much easier for both sexes to do it this way nowadays.

I think it's just too much trouble to be dishonest and keep up with yourself.